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The Persecutor of Lawn Mushrooms

HEREIN lie the words and squeals of someone who is old enough to know better.
Jun 3 '13
alexbeoulve:

someone needs to take the Sims away from me

alexbeoulve:

someone needs to take the Sims away from me

Jun 3 '13
pleoros:

Geminid night

holy crap that guy’s head exploded and stars came out.

pleoros:

Geminid night

holy crap that guy’s head exploded and stars came out.

May 12 '13
mcwright51495:

Swag Galore

mcwright51495:

Swag Galore

May 3 '13

rneowmix:

have you ever been so pissed you rub your balls on shit? apparently thats a thing at my school?

(via bahamatrapezoid) Tags: ew
May 1 '13

bitch i’m cool

knitting a blanket on the quad and eating applesauce like a boss and not caring bout the fact I’m walking around with a sweater when it’s in the 60s cause DAMN you never know when it’s gonna get chilly

image

Tags: maine idgaf
May 1 '13

BOOBS

(Source: justinbiebergoth)

May 1 '13

rneowmix:

persecutoroflawnmushrooms replied to your photo: GUESS WHO’S WEARING A DRESS TODAY AND IS SCARED…

You look cute! Go and rock the dress.

Aw thanks1! WAIT OMG YOU’RE ON TUMBLR WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I found the file with my passwords! It’s got this and my neopets account info!

May 1 '13

internetexplorers:

reblog if you are morgan freeman

  • "Morgan Freeman doesn’t have sex. When he smiles, a baby simply appears in a field full of kittens."
Apr 27 '13
tiny flying turtle is my spirit animal.

tiny flying turtle is my spirit animal.

Apr 26 '13
fanfictionimg:

adepto-argentum:

Vegeta hates fast food, but is forced to eat it. What will happen?

part of the contest

fanfictionimg:

adepto-argentum:

Vegeta hates fast food, but is forced to eat it. What will happen?

part of the contest

(Source: kawaiilluminatii)

Apr 26 '13

HOLY CRAPDOODLES I FOUND THE PASSWORD!


*is back*

Apr 29 '12

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

All of my posts will now be tagged as swag and swagg, regardless of the swagness of the actual content.

Tags: swag swagg
Apr 29 '12
HOLY SHIT
eprodiskobox:

found on imgur, originally from 4chan.

HOLY SHIT

eprodiskobox:

found on imgur, originally from 4chan.

Apr 21 '12
I realized that I really don’t have enough posts about Futurama and Doctor Who. There we go, then. 
curlycurvynotquitestraight:

zOodberg

I realized that I really don’t have enough posts about Futurama and Doctor Who. There we go, then. 

curlycurvynotquitestraight:

zOodberg

Apr 21 '12

'Male Figure in Repose with Dog and Beer Tower' (2000)

Weirdly enough, it reminds me something painted by a cynical postmodern artist during the 90s. The artist would likely have given it an overly literal title, a title so literal as to be sarcastic, like ‘Male Figure in Repose with Dog and Beer Tower’. I would not be at all surprised to see something like this in a gallery in Portland. It’s almost like a pre-post-modern-retro American Gothic, and we all know how cynical artsy types love that shit.

It’s full of meaning. 

(Source: sexypeople-blog.com)